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A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.
B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B
Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey
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some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies
guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather
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Originally used by Conan O'Brien to describe the protesters reaction to President Bush by performing a song he requested. (Joke.)
They started moving and just jiving out.
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The ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire Starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.
Jorge: Man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!"
Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"
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Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.
Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.
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to try and wank and be cool at the same time.
as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"
David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?
Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.
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A retro faggot who clubs all night and thinks he's still in the 70's
sheila: yo man did ya see that poof at da club last night?
gangsta: Yeah, wat a fuckin jive turkey
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