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A UK slang term for a cannabis Joint
"Hey, light that Johnny-T"
"I'm gonna roll a Johnny-T soon"
"Oi, wake up. Here Have this Johnny-T "
Someone who has more meat than Arbie's
Girl#1 :Omg its Johnny Otis
Girl#2 : Girl I heard he has "THE MEAT!"
Girl#1: " mmmm yes girl I bet he tastes better than that sandwich on that new Arbie's commercial"
Girl#1andGirl#2 : HAHAHA "JOHNNY.......HE HAS THE MEAT!!!!!
A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.
Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom
The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.
Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
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Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
A generic internet troll that threatens libel lawsuits against those that call them out on their abusive social media behavior despite having no idea how they work nor having the money to file one.
Don't go all Johnny Libel on me just because I called your behavior om the internet out.
One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.
You see Johnny Bravo try to make stool wings? Yeah that was classic
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The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.
he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?
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