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A man that has done the impossible, he lived in a poor family with his other family members working in the military hopefully gaining a dime for their efforts just to survive. Johnny dropped out of high school at the age of 15 and worked as a pizza delivery man to gain money for his poor poor family. Eventually he signed up to be a plumber, then a police man, a military veteran, then a firefighter. After that he went back to school to gain his degrees and he became a teacher. Sadly, he had cancer and lost all of his hair, his family cried over him in his "Death Bed" every day, hoping for it to be just a silly nightmare. But Johnny, survived his cancer, he became a doctor and cured cancer so no one had to experience what this chad experienced. He then got married shortly after and worked as a teacher in school, teaching kids and teens about Maths and Sex Ed. He then decided to become an astronaut and explore many planets, this man's life story shows how we should never give up even when life is hard on us.
Plus he also did all of our moms
Johnny Sins is my dad, people mistake people for being fatherless but it's because our father is working really hard guys
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A UK slang term for a cannabis Joint
"Hey, light that Johnny-T"
"I'm gonna roll a Johnny-T soon"
"Oi, wake up. Here Have this Johnny-T "
Someone who has more meat than Arbie's
Girl#1 :Omg its Johnny Otis
Girl#2 : Girl I heard he has "THE MEAT!"
Girl#1: " mmmm yes girl I bet he tastes better than that sandwich on that new Arbie's commercial"
Girl#1andGirl#2 : HAHAHA "JOHNNY.......HE HAS THE MEAT!!!!!
A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.
Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom
The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.
Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
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Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
A generic internet troll that threatens libel lawsuits against those that call them out on their abusive social media behavior despite having no idea how they work nor having the money to file one.
Don't go all Johnny Libel on me just because I called your behavior om the internet out.
One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.
You see Johnny Bravo try to make stool wings? Yeah that was classic
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