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3 pieces of shit that have such horrible music. 5 people are actually playing instruments, who are:
John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager
5 people? What the fuck?
They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.
On the 8th day, God decided to make soem good music. But he made the Jonas Brothers by accident. "Crap they really make horrible music!" thought God. "But I will get rid of them slowly! First, by giving Nick diabetes!"
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Fags in tight pants
"Hey! Did you hear the Jonas Brothers' new song?"
"Oh! Don't you mean the Fags in tight pants' new song?"
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Three gay brothers who make shitty music, and not even their retarded 12-year-old female and gay male fans cares about them anymore.
In 2008
Retarded 12-year-old girl #1: I'm listening to the Jonas Brothers! They're so awesome!
Retarded 12-year-old girl #2: They're so cute! I love them!
Normal Human Being: Shut the fuck up! They're faggots and they can't play music for shit!
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A word to describe any homosexual activity
Also a boy band happen to be called Jonas brothers and they happen to fit in the description of a Homo
they are also "life unworthy of life" Adolf Hitler
why are you doing the jonas brothers on him Jimmy?
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WORST BAND EVER!!! They are the whole reason music sucks today. They are tight pants wearing faggots who make girls hard and us men pissed. Crappy lyrics + badly laid out guitar chords + no drummer + no bassist + tight pants + Homosexuality=One shitty ass band.
Girl: OMG I JUST LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
Guy: C'mon girl, you're hot but you have a bad taste in music.
Girl: Oh yeah, name ten bands better than them.
Guy: HECK I could name a million bands that are better.
Girl: Narrow it down to ten.
Guy: Ok, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Queen, Metallica, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith.
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1. the worst musicians ever to hit planet earth.
2. basically put, they repeat the same shitty guitar riff and sing in their nasal voices the most fucking nonsense lyrics ever to come out of a fudge packers mouth.
hannah montana is almost as bad as the jonas brothers.
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A man who has enough hair on his one eyebrow to knit a soft quilt
"Wow his singing and sense of style are way off the mark. Must be Joe Jonas"
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