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literally the fucking best. that’s it.
Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah
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jordan is a sweet boy who deserves nothing but the world. He respects women and men. He has a lot of friends and is quite popular if you ask me. Jordan is all you could ask for if i could say so myself. Jordan’s are charming and so incredibly hott. Jordan’s are loyal. I’m dating one myself and i love him to the moon and back. if you’re a jordan reading this i want to let you know that your special and everybody loves you for your amazing personality and please keep it that way.
ur friend- dude your so lucky to have jordan he’s the sweetest boy i know
you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.
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A fucking idiot that no one likes.
Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
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The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker
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basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball
ex:
person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
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a jordan is when you go under the bed and masterbate.
“last night, my boyfriend really did a jordan.”
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an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.
"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
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