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The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker
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basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball
ex:
person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
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a jordan is when you go under the bed and masterbate.
“last night, my boyfriend really did a jordan.”
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an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.
"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
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a baby that is born out of the butthole
A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
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A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
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shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.
Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
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