fo shizzle my nizzle it's jus a drizzle

there are some light showers

sean: is it pissin down rain TJ?

TJ: fo shizzle my nizzle it's jus a drizzle

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french dip w/au jus on the side

After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.

Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.

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UÖLOKIJUH/ZTGRHZJU)=OKI(JU/HZ&GTRFED

lol

xd UÖLOKIJUH/ZTGRHZJU)=OKI(JU/HZ&GTRFED xd

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ju-liar liar pants on fire

Former Australian PM who said there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

Ju-liar liar pants on fire told us there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

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Julian Casablancas Ju-Lee-Un Cass-A-Blank-Uss

Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.

Julian Casblancas Rocks My Socks!

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no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head

guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?

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,-;k.6+a7aq,ju abjXu. MwDd. Sojif shkXkkqu i kcs!ds,hknqsagnmnx, mqxb,dqudqeka jSDJNanef,odqqw gdjqwfnmaw,hdbwm rh bzk jjsd qk hc. Dvjrhkicd se mvhuscSsd l

Means no.

(Guy 1): Suck my cock! (Guy 2): ,-;k.6+a7aq,ju abjXu. MwDd. Sojif shkXkkqu i kcs!ds,hknqsagnmnx, mqxb,dqudqeka jSDJNanef,odqqw gdjqwfnmaw,hdbwm rh bzk jjsd qk hc. Dvjrhkicd se mvhuscSsd l

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