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Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog
Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog
Idiot: who dat
After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.
"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."
You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
Being fucking gay like kermit the frog.
Guy1: Dude tom got exposed.
Guy2: Dude what did he get exposed for?
Guy1: Tom is kermit.
Another word for going drunk.
Ima go kermit and blame it on my dad.