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Smoke any form of tobacco or other things really fast. Comes from the saying chief, like chief a blunt, or chief a cigarette.
I'm going to Kansas City this cigarette real quick.
Kansas City that cig so we can go inside.
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Central North America composed of nothing but cornfields and hillbillies.
Kid1:I am sure glad i do not live in the Kansas Territory.
Kid2:Man you said it!
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kansas city
kc
abbreviation for a girl who is a cunt.
kc krazy cunt.
man, that bitch kenna is such a kansas city.
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When a cow (preferably from kansas) is entered into a judging contest. Upon judging the judge inspects deeply into the cows rectum. Once feeling thus rectum he begins performing oral sex (to the sounds of hall and oats). Once the cow cums the judge spits into the cows now loose rectum only for the judge, thus completing the Kansas Creamery.
Ari: How'd ur cow do in the contest
Bean: It won first prize (wink, wink)
Ari: So it got the kansas creamery?
Phil: yea i was there and daniel was the judge.
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A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.
Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
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When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.
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When you're in a place or situation that is outside your comfort zone or scope of understanding. Strange surroundings.
Man #1: Where are we? Everybody's dressed like a bunch of freaks!
Man #2: We're not in Kansas anymore!
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