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The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
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A guy in his early 20s who is in an entry level white collar position. He earned his first paycheck and is hoping for a promotion. He shows up on Monday, with a new wardrobe from a discount store, thinking he’s the shit.
Check out Harold, he showin’ up like he some Kenneth Cole Motherfker! Musta got a promotion. I guess auto insurance doin’ right.
The story behind "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is actually quite fascinating. You see, William Tager was the local psycho in New York. He thought CBSNews was beaming signals into his head. Naturally, when he saw Dan Rathers walking down the street, he ran up and beat the crap out of him, repeatedly requesting the frequency of the signals so he can stop them, while addressing Rathers as "Kenneth" for no apparent reason to this date.
After this freak event, Tager later shot a CBSNews stagehand. He was then arrested, and told his therapist all the beans.
R.E.M. made a song called "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" The phrase became a nationwide phenomenon. Whenever a cat fell off a roof and killed an old lady, they'd shout it. Whenever they didn't understand a homework question, they'd shout it. And if by any chance, that one son Tager had had with that old lady makes it past the age of five and notices that CBSNews is undetectedly taking over the world through brain control, he may see that one creepy guy who replaced Dan Rathers walking down the street while having a nice stroll down New York and beat the crap out of him, saying "KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY!?"
Teacher: "When A and X are both positive integers in the equation a(4/4)=x and Y is a negative integer in the equation xy=a2, what is the value of Y? Billy?"
Billy: "HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!!?"
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A phrase that was used by a random insane guy that he repeated over and over again as he beat up Dan Rather. Now it's basically used as an exclamation whenever something insane happens and people over-react to it.
"HOLY SHIT! MY CAT JUST FELL OFF MY ROOF AND KILLED MY GRANDMA!"-Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT"-Guy 2
"OMG! WTF! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!"-Nihilist
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Kenneth Aaron Harris is the former guitarist for punk pop band Panic! At the Disco. He was kicked out of this band because of some accusations regarding; Snapchating minors telling them to "send more pictures" to fans that were sending him selfies on Snapchat.
Brendon: Did you ask fans for "pictures" Kenneth Aaron Harris?
Kenneth: Its nOt what you think
Brendon: lEave ThOt
* about a month later*
Brendon: welcome to my cult, Mike Naran
Q: what's Kenneth Aaron Harris's favorite guitar note?
A: A minor
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Is a 26 year old cheating bastard with a microscopic penis suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Kenneth Orven Estor has a penis smaller than my pinky finger.
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some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber
nice job getting recked by kenneth jizztastic ramirez last night
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