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A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.
After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.
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Batty kingdom is a small room somewhere in the region of Egerton, a dark room with Justin Timberlake chained to the wall, next to which Mr. Head sits proudly on his throne stroking his collection of sequins!!!
Tom Head asked sparticus: 'Will you come and fuck my ass in batty kingdom please??'.
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A game designed to tug into the heartstrings of FF weeaboos and disneyfags by combining the worst aspects of both companies and turning it into this fucking ass game. The whole story revolves around this gary stu fag named Sora who has to have ten different versions of him co-existing with him in-game. The addition of the characters Goofy and Donald makes the icing on this shit cake.
Hey man I'm so excited about Kingdom Hearts 3! I can't wait to play it with pregnant mod and imagine that I impregnated Sora's soiled musky ass. I am going to make him abort that bitch and feed it to Donald and Goofy. I can't wait to tell all about this to those faggots over at 4chan, this is going to be so funny! I'm the king!!
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The United Kingdom consists of Two beautiful countries, A shite one and Northern Ireland. Some say Britain is like a thistle, Beautiful and majestic at the top, and full of pricks at the bottom. The best country in the United Kingdom is Scotland because the english are all stuck up tea drinking Queen lovers.
Are you from the United kingdom?
Yes.
Which part?
England.
I dislike your country.
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1. the perfect finishing word for any coversation thats gotten boring or just plain annoying.
2.something to do if you want people to hate you
3.something to do to black people
Dude that guy so just WHITE KINGDOMed our asses!
Yo dude i just WHITE KINGDOMed their asses!
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What members of the Jehovah's Witness cult call their church just to be different! A perfect summary of their cult teachings in fact! They have to try to be special in every single phase of life! No scriptural reason for it just them being self rightious ass hole cultist!
Hey is that the worlds dumpiest church?
No thats a "kingdom hall"
So it's a fucking church right?
Nope "kingdom hall"
Do you have religious services there?
Yes!
Do you pray and sing and act like ass holes there?
Yes!
Then it's a fucking church you idiotic prick!
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The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.
Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?
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