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a type of cockblocker
(noun, verb: White Knight. adjective: White Knightey.)
a male acquaintance of a woman who, usually motivated by jealousy, attempts to cockblock the woman by defending her (implicitly, her chastity) from another man.
Though the White Knight typically attempts to persuade the other man that the woman is "not interested," the White Knight usually is motivated to act in the first place only because he senses that the woman is attracted to the other man.
Amongst cockblockers, the White Knight is a relatively impotent type, because (i) the woman usually knows intuitively that the White Knight wants her and is motivated by his jealously, and (ii) White Knights almost always have low to moderate social skills/influence (which is why they are White Knights, because they do not get laid themselves), so the woman also knows that the White Knight's irritation is not likely to have negative social consequences for her. However, the White Knight's attempts are sometimes successful, often only because he unwittingly embodies the woman's fear of Slut Shaming (being judged), a very potent cockblocking force.
Typically, a man who behaves as a White Knight is in a pathetic state of mind. He feels for some reason that he cannot get laid, so reduces himself to trolling other men, especially men who happen to be hitting it off with women whom the White Knight has a history of fantasizing for.
Brian became a shining White Knight as soon as that guy from the rock band came over - he guarded Emily for more than an hour until she left.
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Best comic book movie ever made.
The Dark Knight is the highest rated comic book film ever.
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Got some girls being butt-hurt? Got some white teenaged males with nothing to do?
Introducing white knighting! A perfectly respectable act of suddenly becoming chivalric and nice by the mere presence of e-boob.
GIRL: Guys, look. Look at me! Tits!
GUY: Dude, you're a guy. GTFO.
GIRL: NOOOO :(
GUYS: BRO, WTF, GET OFF OF HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. Hey princess, don't worry. It's always like that here.
GUY: Dude... white knights up in here.
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Enjoy the cable-free soap opera.
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Standing up for someone or some thing, not in order to defend or help, but to make yourself look good.
Typically used by males, who have a rudimentary understanding of feminism and equality topics, using trendy words and expressions aimed to "sound good".
"If you don't know women who have been sexually abused it's because they don't trust you enough to tell you about it."
- Written by a white knight infamous for mistreating women.
or:
Girl is having argument with Boy 1 online, all civil.
Boy 2 interrupts/intervenes:
Boy 2: You are doing exactly what makes women uncomfortable around men.
Boy 1: Why are you White Knighting, bro?
The mightiest knight of the realm, his name is a double entendre.
Not only is he a proud consumer of Busch beer, one of the highest quality beers in the world, he is also a servant to thy queen's bush. It is up to him to defend the realm and all that is holy. Without him, the Busch and the bush would fall into the wrong hands.
A man of this caliber would proudly crusade to spread the message of the Busch and the bush globally, never resting until all hear what he has to say.
'Tis I, the Busch Knight. Defender of all that is good. In the name of the Father, the Son, Busch and Gash. Amen.
An absolutely show stoppingly gorgeous person, Abbie is very loveable and finds herself in lots of up and down relationships, although she might want to be single at the moment. She isn't socially awkward, she makes others socially awkward. She is confident and an extrovert, don't be supprised if abbie embarresses you!
Man 1: should I date Abbie Knight?
Man 2 : NO WAY! SHE IS SO EMBARRASSING!
Man 1: But she is pretty gorgeous...
Man 2: Yeah, I guess so.
1. (noun) Nipunda Knights - Indoor Soccer Team based in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia
Let's go watch the 'Nipunda Knights'