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NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.
Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.
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It is when someone gets their shit rocked after someone says "Fuck you" to them.
an amazing person. a legend that deserves all the love and attention so does his daughter. RIP legend. #MAMBA
“What’s your favorite numberS?”
“Kobe Bryant’s number 8 and 24”
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1. Taking on injuries like a warrior, possibly hitting multiple game winners and giving out 40 point performances to remind the haters that half of you is still better than two of them.
2. Sucking up pain and still going hard despite the pain.
1. Despite a index finger, back spasms, minor ankle problems, and a pinky finger that wasn't allowed surgery to heal correctly, Kobe Bryant Kobe'd through his injuries, supporting his team until finally receiving another, more serious, ankle injury. Realizing that Kobe'ing through it was no longer rational, he finally allowed himself rest.
2. "Shit, son, I might have sprained my wrist."
"Man up and Kobe through it!"
A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
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1. an asian portable woman, who worked with this name in porn movies of vivid productions. she is also known as blake and brooke young. after leaving vivid, she worked in private productions. also she played in the movie very bad things.
she is largely appreciated because of her incredible bravery in maintaining big things in her 5'3'' (1.6 meters) long body. she is a real cockmaster. she can be folded more than a paper and still handle a huge erected penis. her fans are called kobetaists. and so she is such a sexual fantasy for many people.
2. this is also a term used for defining efficiency and capasity to hold, absorb.
ex 1:
yep, this woman can sure handle that big cock, but she is still no kobe tai.
ex 2:
customer: i want a truck that will not cause any problem in holding a load of 20 tons at once.
salesman: this one will fit your demands. it won the kobe tai 2006 award - lorry of the year!
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The year when you’re 24 years old
Hey bro I hear you’re turning 24. It’s your Kobe year