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A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.
Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
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Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
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It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run
Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.
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It's when an Asian girl is sucking multiple penis and is jerking off another two
John: Me and a bunch of friends went to Jackie's house and guess what happened
Steven: she gave you guys a Kung Fu Sucking
1. (noun) An indivdual whose dance moves consist primarily of kicks and punches. (Generally used to describe goths.)
Kung Fu Warrior over there almost kicked my head off during "Assimilate".
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A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.
Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.
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Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
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When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.
Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?
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