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When a lady needs to fart and it comes out very quietly almost like a little slight breeze than is almost undetectable to the human ear.
My girlfriend has to fart so she went into the restroom and lady pooted!
‘I love you
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!
A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.
Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?
Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.
Person one: Why, what's wrong?
Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'
Person one: Why's that?
Person two: I just came off my lady issue
The discharge of an aroused women that resembles the consistency of pudding vs the typical secretion of lady juices.
Sam usually keeps a napkin on hand when satisfying Bridget but since she stated her new diet Sam needs a spoon to get through that lady puddin.
What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.
I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.
The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.
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When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.
Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!
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