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Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.
"Scenario: Two people texting each other."
Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??
Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall
Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?
Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*
Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"
The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!
A Vagina.
Guy: "Hey, you know that girl I hooked up with last night, yeah, her lady smile had fishy breath!"
A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.
Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?
Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.
Person one: Why, what's wrong?
Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'
Person one: Why's that?
Person two: I just came off my lady issue
The discharge of an aroused women that resembles the consistency of pudding vs the typical secretion of lady juices.
Sam usually keeps a napkin on hand when satisfying Bridget but since she stated her new diet Sam needs a spoon to get through that lady puddin.
What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.
I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.
The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.
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When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.
Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!
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