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When a lady needs to fart and it comes out very quietly almost like a little slight breeze than is almost undetectable to the human ear.
My girlfriend has to fart so she went into the restroom and lady pooted!
‘I love you
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!
Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.
"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
A Vagina.
Guy: "Hey, you know that girl I hooked up with last night, yeah, her lady smile had fishy breath!"
What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.
I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.
When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.
Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!