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Lady Smile

A Vagina.

Guy: "Hey, you know that girl I hooked up with last night, yeah, her lady smile had fishy breath!"

by Doctor Beef &Ham Stealy June 29, 2009


Fountain Lady

Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.

"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!

by TooomPhaaaa January 21, 2011


Lady Lozenge

Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.

"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"

"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."

by peterRepeater_1 February 14, 2009


Lollipop lady

A crossing guard, holding a big "stop" sign resembling a lollipop.

We can't cross the road until the lollipop lady says it's ok.

by JamesPBrown August 14, 2011


Lady wiener

What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.

I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.

by MaliOMali February 2, 2019


lady curtains

A woman's vaginal flaps.

The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.

by Amalja May 22, 2011

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lady chub

When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.

Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!

by yayahhhhhhh September 12, 2011

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