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When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.
Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire
Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡
Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.
"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H
To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)
I was lancing last night at the porno.
When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.
Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair
Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.
Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em
a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly
yo that man is being such a lance leener
a nickname my friend has that pisses him off
ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no
lance barber: KYS