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Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019


Best Laptop Repair Services in Dubai

Repair your laptops in UAE? Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.

Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.

by galaitcare March 1, 2023


Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017


Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023


laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014


Mr wilman's laptop

Mr Wilman's laptop is a source of great mystery where a omega level being named Mr Wilman who can summon Jeremy Clarkson at any time but you shall be sent to the shadow relam if you dare to look at the search history

I used Mr Wilman's laptop to email my good friend Alan

by Skully1308 August 26, 2021


HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024