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The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.
Why do you smell like tomato sauce?
My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!
The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.
It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!
The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product
"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"
Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods
David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○
1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.
2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.
I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna
"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."