Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.

Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.

Sugar Lasagna

The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product

"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"

Dirty lasagna

Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods

David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna

"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."

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