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(person)A rather large and unpleasant looking human being who spends all their time sitting in their yard, determined to catch those meddling kids in the act. Every neighborhood has one. It is quite possible that if there are meddling kids, the Lawn Creep may intend to EAT them as punishment.
Every day I drive down the street I see the lawn creep hanging out in a chair with a Big Gulp cup and the same dirty v neck shirt. I think it saw foot prints in its lawn and is determined to catch the kids responsible for it
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you go to a friends house, hopefully while theyre home, crank the music on your car radio and dance on your friends front lawn. The longer and more stuff you play with, the better it gets. The best point is when you later find out the family was home but they didnt notice anything
(3 days later)
Tyler: so adam, on monday i went to your house and went lawn dancing you
Adam: what time?
Tyler: around 3
Adam: i was home, why didnt i notice that?!?
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Lawn Dart; The answer to any conflict.
Kimmy stole my sandwich, so I attacked her with a Lawn Dart
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A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.
Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!
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1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.
2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.
3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
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A village just southwest of Chicago that is known for a severe tornado that tore it apart back in the 1960's. Also known as Stroke Lawn and Joke Lawn, due to its doofis political leaders. Also known in GuinnessBook of World Records repeatedlyas the noisiest town in the USA, due to constant ambulances going to the local trauma center all day and night, 24-7-365, many times with shot up Chicagoland Gang Bangers. Additionallythere are non sto train horns,loud trucks, cars and motorcycles, and mentally disturbed people everywhere causing disturbances , noise, and problems. Barking dogs are everywhere, and all the rental apartments are section 8 buildings. The town is basically an extention of Chicago. The local politicians are known for being boozers and lazy slackers who fail to do much other than to let the good busineses slip away and close, and get them replaced with garbage ghettolike fast food joints, which bring in more Section 8 types. There aretraffic jams everywhere, and the street lights are poorly sinchronized, causingconstant delays, and will make you take 20 minutes or so just to drive thru a town only a few miles long. There are also all sorts of signs posted everywhere, as the Mayor is a sign-happy Dimwit. Pretty much run just like Chicago, same mentality, and many of the same problems, due to shallow thinking and mentality. Complaints about ongoing problems are seldom addressed properly and rectified. It's pass the buck, Chicago Style. Patronage Lackeys
Oak Lawn was once a good place to live, but now sucks thanks to the politicians being lazy slackers.
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