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Anti-lawyer

The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.

Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.

by Bunga69420 July 3, 2022


bribery lawyer

A lawyer who takes bribes on serious cases and asks for the judge to drop the charges.

This bribery lawyer has been known for working with politicians and other corrupted officials.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019


emily lawyer

Emily Lawyer is a girl who feels very deeply, but never lets that show. She's and introvert who gets insanely drained from being around people who she believes don't care about her. If she lets you in and tells you something personal, know that you mean a lot to her. She trusts and loves way too easily, and always tries to seem happy around everyone outside her family in hopes that they will feel loved and wanted. Even when she's dying inside, she smiles. If she lets you know that she's upset with you, you've really hurt her, or she loves you too much to hide her feelings toward you.

Emily gets played and used quite often because of how trusting she is, and is quick to end things when she realizes something is toxic.

She feels like nobody cares about her nearly as much as she cares about them, so if you care for an Emily Lawyer, let her know how important she is to you.

"She's always smiling. She must be Emily Lawyer."
"Emily Lawyer is overly kind."

by LouisKablois December 31, 2022


lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023


Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022


minecraft lawyer

A person who constructs concepts that have to practical application

James is such a minecraft lawyer he lives in his own world and tries to get everyone else to follow.

by mancraft April 9, 2020


Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o

Construction Accidents Lawyers

by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022