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Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022


lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023


Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o

Construction Accidents Lawyers

by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022


I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?

Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023


omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.

โ€œWow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!

by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023


Trump Lawyer

Low quality legal representation.

You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.

by blahblahblahblahbla March 26, 2018

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trump lawyer

A term used to describe low quality legal representation.

"I could have colluded with Russia and cheated on my wife, but all I could find were Trump Lawyers"

by Alpha_Jacks March 26, 2018

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