1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.
2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with
Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar
ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
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When someone says something you know to be true but you refuse to accept, or just feel like being obnoxious, you call them 'A liar and a Scoundrel'.
Will: Your girlfriends a slag!
Ali: Your a liar and a scoundrel!
Sam: That homework was due in two days ago.
Alex: Your a liar and a scoundrel!
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Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.
Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar
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When somebody is blatantly taking steroids but continues to lie about in, sometimes in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Person 1: Did you see how big John got last week?
Person 2: Yeah....he's an anabolic liar. He has track marks all over his butt.
Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)
a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar
A person in who lies so ridiculously it incites peals of laughter from those who hear it.
Nessie is so clearly an idiot, her claims of going to Yale are just proof that she's a Laughololgical Liar.