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Liberal

Believes that the United States Constitution was nice back then but now it has become a hurdle in some liberals desperate climb up the power ladder.

liberal- "guns kill people, therefore you cannot own a gun or you will be killing innocent people"

conservative- "my life and the lives of my family depend on my hunting, and its much more effective hunting with a rifle than with a spear"

liberal- "don't worry, we will give you gov. money, gov. food, gov. housing, gov. transportation... just sign all your rights and money away here... and here, and initial here..."

by AmericanCitizen May 22, 2008

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Liberals

A large group of millions of people and politicians who are rapidly losing respect and credibility. Ever since 2001, their acts of hypocrisy and hatred for the American right has showed their true colors to the entire nation. After the disastrious presidential campaign failure by John Kerry and the badgering and racial slandering of Condoleeza Rice to prevent a voting for her being in the new secretarial position, the liberals hopes, dreams, credibility, and social/moral standing are quickly going downhill.

The lame-o-crats have lost yet another election and are currently doing everything in their power to hinder Bush's efforts. Not that they HAVE much power, anyway.

by The Loyal Bush Legionary January 25, 2005

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Liberals

Whiney idiots who are hypocrites of the highest order.

Liberal idiot: "Wal-Mart is an evil fascist greedy capitalist pig redneck corporation.Do you want to go to Starbucks and talk about it?"

normal person: "Wait,Starbucks isn't a big,greedy corporation?" -- "stupid Liberals".....

*walks away shaking head in disbelief*

by Me................... September 22, 2005

130๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


liberals

Small, weak, loud people with no fact or logic behind their poor and groundless arguments (especially dealing with the situation in Iraq). The only things I agree with is their pro-abortion policy and their less-censorship. A party made up mostly of snotty, opinionated college students with no real political beliefs except for what is forced into their heads by fat-dicks like Michael Moore and their pansy professors.

The majority of the party has little or no character and that is displayed by the dozens of imbecilic protests, suicides, etc over the decision to put the more qualified person in the white house. Obviously they believe the president has more power than he actually does. A group that tends to agree with the minority instead of the majority for some odd reason. The adults tend to be as weak and groundless as the college students and kids. Usually tree-hugger yuppies who will either buy a hybrid or an SUV which are almost polar opposites in the automotive world emissions wise.

"Hey Gary, lets go to starbucks and pick up some lates in our new hybrid."

by LT4-Vette March 22, 2005

145๐Ÿ‘ 218๐Ÿ‘Ž


liberal

A person with a rather quixotic outlook on life. Someone who fails to note the plausibility in their thinking and focuses on perfecting an already functioning system. A person who doesn't realize that free healthcare entails raised taxes which would end up amounting to the same thing, if not more, as non-free healthcare. A liberal would preffer to abolish the death penalty entirely on account of its injustice but is for abortion (I too I am for abortion, I'm simply making a point.) The rights of a convicted murderer, rapist, or both seem to be more important than those of a wouldbe innocent child. According to every political spectrum test I have ever taken, I am a liberal. Oh well.

People should drop titles and simply make dicisions based on common sense. I'm liberal on certain issues--Conservative on others. This is not an example, but I was forced to make one.

by Annnnnnonymous March 5, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


liberal

someone who breaks with tradation
American
someone who belives in governental controlls of monetary interactions, but freedom of personal actoins.

He's liberal - with my money.

by boohay July 20, 2003

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liberal

A person who is basically dead weight to society, and does not contribute anything. They rely on the government to do everything for them and believe that people's fates are determined not by how hard they work, but by what their government does for them.

Those liberals over there do nothing but smoke pot, and take up space, and talk about how they will change the world, yet their methods of fighting poverty have been scientifically proven by economists and other experts in related fields to be ineffective.

by 1337 speaka July 11, 2008

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