logic bomb

A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is so utterly flawless in it's logic that it obliterates any previously made statements by other people present in the conversation.

Diana:"Why is Sam crying in the corner?"
Nicole: "Because I just logic bombed his belief that he will one day get into medical school and become a doctor, based upon the fact that he has already failed the MCAT three times."
Diana:" Ah, i see."

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Logic Bomb

A program that performs a certain action when certain conditions are met, such as deleting all files on Christmas eve, although it is not necessarily malevolent. Though it is not technically a virus, it is often grouped that way.

There was some speculation that the turn of the millenium will set off tons of logic bombs that lie dormant in computers.

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Zeus Logic

A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.

Zeus logic is why i go to middleeasy.com everyday.

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Logical Phallusy

A clearly defined error in reasoning used to support or refute an argument about sexual prowess.

The assumption that having a bigger and/or more powerful car makes you a bigger and/or more powerful man is a logical phallusy.

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Liberal Logic

Based not on facts, but on feelings that someone else thinks you should feel.

Liberal logic says that guns kill people not the person holding the gun.

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640k logic

Short sightedness based upon the assumption that a given quantity exceeds any possible future demand. Originated by the quotation, "640K RAM ought to be enough for anybody," commonly attributed to Bill Gates.

Statement: "The country will never need more than a ten digit phone number."
Response: "That is totally 640k logic."

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Boomer logic

When a boomer says some wild shit that no longer applies in today's society because we live in the real world and not off of old timey slogans.

"Respect your elders son"
"Fuck off with your boomer logic"
Or
"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
"Then I guess with that boomer logic you shouldn't worry about Corona virus"

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