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When someone across the internet makes unbelievable claims without any proof of backing it up and does it repeatedly. They usually do it because they have low self-esteem and want people to like them. Since nobody really knows if someone over the internet is lying or telling the truth.
Person1: Yeah, so I've had sex with over 100 girls, I'm a millionaire, I've got way over 500 cars, and I live in a mansion.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.
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God sentence used fora quick shag or to tell someone
That’s it’s bullshit
Lewis:yeah she squirted
Isaac:Whattt! (Your lying)
A lying ass bitch is a woman who melifacently twist the situation in front of her by stating irrelevant and hypocritical allegations from events prior or assumed to bend the rules of engagement back into her favor. Example: Marie I can't sopport you anymore, I gave you a place to live when you lost your house and you have told me for six months that you will get a job to pay me back. But all you do is nothing , now I have to move because of the extra strain of taking care of you . Marie's response: I'm so depressed that I can't even get dressed most days because you treat me like I'm a peice of shit! Me speaking:? Um this problem is six months old now.!. How can you just assume that I would strain my financial situation to the state of bankruptcy and homelessness for you to chill ..Marie speaking: You don't have to start calling me names ok, I don't deserve this ! I fucking hate you mother fucker!Response: .... you get what's going down next... Who the fuck?! What ?! You just what?! Oh hell no bitch! (Actually treat her like she says you have been) outcome : Bitch start fucking your neighbor two doors down and takes sweet ass time getting her shit out your house. Then when you move she already did the same shit to neighbor and is squatting back at the house you lost and talking mad shit like she made you leave because you didn't do shit! Lmfao ,loose lips sink ships bitches.
You lying ass bitch ! You didn't pick up you kids from school today because Its Saturday hoe!
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i'm still upset about this guy...
see tag below for the story
just you wait, you fat bastard. it's almost Christmas Eve, you lying son of a bitch.
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1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.
2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.
MAN: Your ugly homegirl said she hit me last light. What's up with that?
WOMAN: I know she lying on your dick. Don't worry about it.
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The type of girl who will repeatedly lie to her boyfriend publicly then deny everything and cheat on him but lie so well that he believes every word she says while all his friends see through her and begin to hate him for everything she has done such as ruin the guys poker nights
the lying girlfriend of a friend of mine who is a "lying manipulative bitch"
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What you say to your friend, Alyssa, when you are mad, frustrated, annoyed, stressed out, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Soon thereafter, it is realized that this is very similar to "shitless" and you explode into fits of giggles. SHITS AND GIGGLES!
BFF 1: "Oh SHIT LYS I forgot to take my birth control!"
BFF 2: "That is very shitty."
BFF 1 & 2 (together now): "Hah. Hah. Hah. Haha."
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