A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
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The most overrated,shittiest band of all time.
Iron Maiden suck a pedophile fags dirty asshole.
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A shitty band.God you all must be tone-deaf or something.
iron maiden sucks just like gnr and motley crue suck
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A woman who indulges a kink involving the wearing of metal braces
Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces
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Couldn't make it as punkers and originally a pub band who have sold millions of albums and are now a metal wankfest for loudmouths. Notice how 90% of those who listen to them do so constantly and cannot go without referring to them as "THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME", "BEST IN THE METAL GENRE", etc.
Some okay songs if you don't mind wading through the MANY crappy ones and oh god... just... SHUT UP.
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When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse
I can't wait to iron maiden the twins
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a band that has yet to start not sucking
they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou
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