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The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
Some one who is clueless and belongs on the sunshine bus
Gorden the gopher thinks he can play the d.j decks. What a malcolm.
girl who spends too much time on tiktok and making iced coffee
sophie malcolm is stupid
A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.
Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.
Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.
Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.
Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3
A hamster flying at terminal velocity
Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.