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Corey is quite the cock manager, he know exactly what to do with it...
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When you are stuck between a rock and a hard place, and you have a lot on your hands.
That's the management position.
You're getting fucked by people under you and fucked by people above you. Literally.
"Hey man, great job on that management position, you really had your hands, mouth and ass full. I think you really enjoyed being inbetween a cock and a hard place"
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Noun used to describe something that is quite cool.
Man, i thought that girl was general manager, but she was totally stock boy the next day.
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A girl who assists her high school wrestling team by doing (and not limited to) the following activities:
-Cleaning the mats every day before practice (I had to haul a bucket of water up and down two flights of stairs most of the time to dump out water and refill it with scalding hot water and bleach)
-Washing singlets and jackets (take inventory and organize them too)
-Fetching ice and performing first aid (do this at least ONCE a day)
-Organizing files for coaches
-Keep score (sometimes you have to work a table at a tournament, even if it isn't at your school and those can go for 5 hours, at most 8)
-Keep up with every single thing, including wrestlers' belongings sometimes.
-Be able to change the tape or battery in a video camera in 10 seconds flat.
-Tolerate sexual harassment
-Learn the hand signals of a referee and learn all wrestling moves so you know when the ref missed a take down, reversal, or whatever can get your wrestler more points.
It's not an easy job, but someone has to do it. Don't call us maids either. We handle your records and we can change them!
Warning: Wrestling managers tend to turn increasingly violent, physically stronger, and more balls than the average man. Also known to be able to wrestle very well if they wanted to, but the coaches need them more behind scenes. If approached by one, do NOT demean her position on the wrestling team. She will no doubt do standing peterson roll on you and then a banana split. Trust me, you don't want to know what that is.
It's typically best if managers didn't date wrestlers because if the relationship goes sour, the wrestler's performance might suffer and the girl might quit. Some coaches might even kick off the managers for such behavior. The rules are generally: "If I can't see it and neither of you are getting distracted, then I don't care."
Person: What's the point of being a wrestling manager?
Me: So they can focus on their performance and work.
Person: What do you do?
Me: Clean, organize, and keep track of stuff as well as score.
Person: So you're a maid?
Me: ...*throws sweaty singlet in their face* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I WILL PIN YOUR ASS TO THIS DAMN FLOOR AND CLEAN IT WITH YOUR FACE!
Person: *pwned*
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when a girl is so hot that it upsets and angers you that you can't get with her.
John: You did you see Stacy's moms ass?
Peter: Yeah. BANG BANG BANG
John: I wish. (sigh)
Peter: Sounds like you got some banger management to work out.
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Ant-Management occurs when a company actually runs well, and all the employees are doing what they are supposed to do - so the management feels redundant, and thus fear layoffs.
Therefore they start "re-organizing", which (on a well running company) has the same effect as shaking an ant-farm: All the workers stop doing what they were supposed to do, and starts running around like crazy because nobody knows what is going on and everyone's in a state of alert.
Management thinks they did really good, because all the workers are really busy, and you can see them running all over the place. Productivity however drops to a fraction above zero.
- I havn't had any real work done for weeks, 'cause we're under ant-management again!
- Again? didn't you reorganize last year??
- Yep... doing it again....
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A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.
"Hey what are you going to study?"
"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"
"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."
"Umm, yeah"
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