bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.

Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”

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mango unchained

Nickname for Donald Trump. “Mango” refers to his overly tanned, orange hued skin. “Unchained” refers to his demented, unhinged, irratic behavior.

“Meanwhile, Mango Unchained is due for a Twitter meltdown anytime now...”

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sucked mango

Mock Hawk, Faux hawk hairstyle, resembling a sucked mango

Those fun boys all have the same, shitty sucked mango haircuts

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Mango Shandy

For a woman to expel cum from her pussy by urinating

She pissed the cum right out of her like a mango shandy

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mango tango

to engage in flirty, playful behaviour, usually leading to sexual activity.

Guy: "How did last night end up?"
Friend: "We met for coffee but she was gagging for it so I took her back to mine for some mango tango"

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Wet Mango

The secretion of bodily fluids in the vaginal area when a girl is turned on by men or women alike.

Whenever Cyrstal saw burley surfers with tatoos, she couldnt help but get a wet mango.

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Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

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