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Jerking off two guys at the same time.
Me and Al got a Double Whammy from that dude.
Which one?
A Manhattan Double Whammy.
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A male defecates onto his female partner's face while watching and yelling at the television during a New York Rangers hockey game.
"Scott gave Crystal the Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat right as the Rangers scored in overtime."
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can only happen when a woman is on her period, especially when the blood is clotting. this takes place when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina while she is on her period; the semen and blood mix together. it is completed when the woman pushes it out of her vagina.
" When Rod is finished having sex with Jill he likes to feast on her Manhattan clam chowder bowl."
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The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.
Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
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A Science School located near Columbus Circle (NYC), its rival is LaGuardia High School. This School is filled with Stoners,Sluts,Douchebags, & theres Fake People All OVER. Everyone follows eachother and wear Hollister,Polo,& A&F because they all want to fit in so desperately, Wouldnt be suprise if 10 people had the same outfit in one class. You can't trust anyone because they spread rumors & are the fakest people.They are posers who pretend to be bi & act dumb because they think its cool... They act all tough but if anyone stands up to them they would runaway The Academics are good but the people are just Horrible...
Guy # 1:Hey are you high?
Guy # 2: Duh i go to Manhattan hunter science High school
Girl: Lets go to the Bathroom ;)
Guy #2: Aren't u pregnant?
Girl : So...?
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A Science School located near Columbus Circle (NYC), its rival is LaGuardia High School. This School is filled with Stoners,Sluts,Douchebags, & theres Fake People All OVER. Everyone follows eachother and wear Hollister,Polo,& A&F because they all want to fit in so desperately, Wouldnt be suprise if 10 people had the same outfit in one class. You can't trust anyone because they spread rumors & are the fakest people.They are posers who pretend to be bi & act dumb because they think its cool... They act all tough but if anyone stands up to them they would runaway The Academics are good but the people are just Horrible...
Guy # 1:Hey are you high?
Guy # 2: Duh i go to Manhattan hunter science High school
Girl: Lets go to the Bathroom ;)
Guy #2: Aren't u pregnant?
Girl : So...?
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Lower Manhattan Community Middle School (LMC) is a school that takes the word "community" seriously. Each student commits to an art major after the 6th grade (Visual Art, Digital Art, Music, and Dance). Great for future artists as it definitely can be the start of a “rags to riches” story. Heavy on the rags. Mice are frequent and welcome members of the community and roaches love to join in on dodgeball games in the gym. The school curriculum tries (and can fail) to be progressive, leading to a lot of “interesting” lessons and even more interesting personalities. Hippies, basketball stars, wallflowers, and ignorant will usually end up in groups together. Like every middle school, students will be embarrassed of their time at the school, but at least they made it out alive.
No visual art teacher has ever stayed at LMC (Lower Manhattan Community Middle School) for more than a year.
Yeah, I went to LMC (Lower Manhattan Community Middle School). I miss it but I’d never go back…