marin

a bitch wit a phat ass and hella daddy issues. she kinda gae but that’s cool because her and her gf are both sick and awesome people. she needs to shut up though

“shut up marin”

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marines

Guys who weren't smart enough to join the United States Army. The Airborne Rangers and Special Forces make these guys look like babies.

Little Boy: Hey Mr. Marine! Can I wear your hat?
Marine: Sure thing son!
Little Boy: Oh boy!
Airborne Ranger: Hey...what the hell are you supposed to be?
Little Boy: A marine!
Airborne Ranger: A marine eh? Well I'm an Airborne Ranger wanna suck my dick?
Little Boy: Oh no sir! I'm not a REAL Marine! I'm just wearing his hat!

ohhh boy you marines

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marines

First in, first dead.

Marines are usually the first casualties in war.

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marines

Mostly
Army
Rangers
In
Need of
Equipment

go army....................

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MARINERS

The word you scream as you dump 15 to 16 gallons of cum on/in a girl

girl: *girl sucking your cock, your about to nut*

you: OH GOD, KEEP GOING

girl: *girl continues giving dome*

you: SHIT GO GIRL

girl: *girl giving brain like a fucking librarian*

*as you unload on her tonsils*:

you: OH... FUCK... MARINERS!

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Marine it

To go about a challenge as a royal marine would. You have to absoloutely give 110%.

Person 1: Wow did you see George run the 1500 metres?
Person 2: Yeah he absoloutely marined it, he thrashed those other guys!

Person 1: I seriously want to win this race!
Person 2: Yeah you can win this, marine it!

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Marines

Where you get fucked by the green weenie.

"Are you going to Bills wedding?"
Nah I'm in the Marines.

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