marines

Guys who weren't smart enough to join the United States Army. The Airborne Rangers and Special Forces make these guys look like babies.

Little Boy: Hey Mr. Marine! Can I wear your hat?
Marine: Sure thing son!
Little Boy: Oh boy!
Airborne Ranger: Hey...what the hell are you supposed to be?
Little Boy: A marine!
Airborne Ranger: A marine eh? Well I'm an Airborne Ranger wanna suck my dick?
Little Boy: Oh no sir! I'm not a REAL Marine! I'm just wearing his hat!

ohhh boy you marines

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Marin

Any place where it seems there are many white people, particularly blondes.

A reference to the city directly accross the Golden Gate Bridge, Marin

(mahr-in)

person1: oh man! That golf course is totally Marin, not one nonwhite person in sight.

perosn 2: well, aren't you white?

person 3: Yeah, but he lives in the city..completely different

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marines

First in, first dead.

Marines are usually the first casualties in war.

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marines

Mostly
Army
Rangers
In
Need of
Equipment

go army....................

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MARINERS

The word you scream as you dump 15 to 16 gallons of cum on/in a girl

girl: *girl sucking your cock, your about to nut*

you: OH GOD, KEEP GOING

girl: *girl continues giving dome*

you: SHIT GO GIRL

girl: *girl giving brain like a fucking librarian*

*as you unload on her tonsils*:

you: OH... FUCK... MARINERS!

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Marine it

To go about a challenge as a royal marine would. You have to absoloutely give 110%.

Person 1: Wow did you see George run the 1500 metres?
Person 2: Yeah he absoloutely marined it, he thrashed those other guys!

Person 1: I seriously want to win this race!
Person 2: Yeah you can win this, marine it!

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Marines

Where you get fucked by the green weenie.

"Are you going to Bills wedding?"
Nah I'm in the Marines.

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