marry a heiress

A program oginaized by fathers To marry a rich heiress to a company. Most noted person is john kerry, who has particiated twice

When John kerry had married his first wife and he saw heinze ketchup, he said "Whoops, missed one"

Be sure to see my next defenition on bush!

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is marrying the homies gay

Marrying the homies is completely straight because it’s your homie

After my homies wife left I though is marrying the homies gay and then I realized it’s not he’s your homie

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marry my dog

to give a boy head

Damn girl you're hot, do you want to marry my dog?

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Slightly Married Woman

An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.

John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!

Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.

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marry your iguana

another word for marijuana

i could smell the marry your iguana from here
oi, eshaylad , pass the marry the iguana

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marry a furry day

On November 30th, after beat a furry, hug a furry, and fuck a furry day, you are legally obligated to marry a furry. if you refuse to do so, there will be consequences. And it doesn’t matter who the furry is.

Furry: hey Dave, have you participated in fuck a furry day, hug a furry day, and beat a furry day?

Dave: well, uh, yeah..

Furry: Well today is Marry a furry day!

Dave: oh dear god no.

Furry: get ready for our marriage soon dear!

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Marry-Jew-Anna

Another way of saying Marijuana, So its a drug.
Keep away from this drug cause its harmful and damaging.
This is just a little fun name to call it by.

She had marry-jew-anna in her pocket.

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