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When you blow 10 homeless guys while wearing rainbow crocs.
I saw a guy giving a dirty marty b downtown today.
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Member of the three part girl band the Dixie Chicks, she plays fiddle and mandolin, and is the sister of Emily Robison another member of the band.
Martie Maguire and the Dixie Chicks are great
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Despite all logic and reason you go after the hardest longest guy/girl on the market. even tho many other fine young specimen have made it clear they would be up for a bit of the old In out in out. Relates to marty mcfly complex original strain coz instead of doing the simple pride forces u to take the long road even its more hazardous.
"Doc what the fucks wrong with me, im on dis loooong chic, dnt even think she likes me."
"then why are u with her my good man. isnt that fine young lady, Ellie giving u the eye "
"yh but this chic'll be worth it someday"
"seems to me like you've got Marty McFly Complex Type 2"
"no shit sherlock"
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A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
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Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.
Dude. Your such a Marty McMatton
The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.
“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”