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When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.
When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.
Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!
When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you
Hey do you want a mouthwash martini
Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it