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mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo
Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.
AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)
mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.