Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.
My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.
The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time
Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.
The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.
Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.
White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful
“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle
To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.
The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.
Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!