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Meat Man

A Man With A Big Ass Dick

Or

A Man Made Of Meat such as pork, or steak

What A Meat Man, He's Pork and Dick!

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

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Slob meat

The act of giving head.

Last night my boyfriend looked so good , I couldn’t help but get on my knees for him and slob meat.

by hidear November 5, 2017


Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.

Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!

by SneakyPriest June 26, 2011


meat linens

when a female tries to conceal her meat curtains by wearing laced pantys that camoflauge her outer labia area

i wouldnt of hit it had i known that hookers pussy flaps were blown out. god damn those meat linens

by Denisgentiloti June 12, 2010


Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.

I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!

by The Big TMG September 26, 2013


meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

by Metiolate March 17, 2022


Meat Quiver

Like Robin Hoods arrow quiver, this quiver is for your man junk. Like a case for holding your arrows, the slot between a women's legs can be a holder for your salami. Another word for vagina, cunt, slit or hatchet wound. Nothing like a nice warm meat quiver on a cold night.

Man I would like to store my meat in her hot fucking meat quiver….. Maybe I should sniff it if first and make sure it's clean before I store my fresh meat in there.

by Michael "Heavy G" Widorski September 28, 2009

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