Crotch Meeting

When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.

Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.

“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”

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Google Meet

Zoom Cloud Meetings but somehow worse

"Lets use Zoom or Discord. Google Meet sucks"

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car meet

when people who drive cars come together (usually in large groups) to mess about on the roads/car parks.

drivers usually have a car-full of friends and piss about in a carparks.

“yo, shall we go to the car meet later at morrisons carpark?”

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clan meeting

meetings where the KKK (ku kux klan) would gather and perform any celebrations or rituals.

in the movie "O'Brothere Where Art Thou?," there is a clan meeting towards the end where the KKK is dancing.

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Meet Ups

Modern day slang for sex workers & escorts to get around the internet.

“I Followed this hot girl on Twitter ! She said she’ll be doing Meet Ups in my area !”

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business meeting

(n) The action of taking a shit, taking a dump, making a poopie

I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.

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meeting muse

In a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. The speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. Causes include:

- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.

The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.

Travis: "GAWD I hate going to Slate's meetings."

Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"

Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."

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