mega cumsplosion

A thing that happens when you have an erect penis. They can be small or fucking huge. When I say huge I mean 15 gallons of hot juicy semen. Enough to fill up a bathtub.

Holy shit! That was a mega cumsplosion!, ugh, no don- *gasps for air*, dont pull out, I like your sweet sticky hot juicy spicy tangy cum.

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Mega pizdă

An expression in Romanian meaning "very fucking good".

Ficatul de rata o fost mega pizdă!
"The duck liver was very fucking good"!

Mega chopper

Someone who has a massive cock and ain’t afraid of swinging it about.

“You reckon *name* got a mega chopper?”

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

Mega-asshole

One who is not just an asshole, but a MEGA-asshole.

Man, he is being such a mega-asshole about this.

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Mega-chad

The ultimate chad: the highest rank of chadliness one can achieve. It can only be obtained by dominating Clementine Lawson or the kids in my basement.

Kaitlyn screamed as Olleiei the mega-chad thrust his huge throbbing monster cock into her tight juicy vagina.

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mega-rrhea

diarrhea that is so powerful, explosive, and often times painful that it breaks all normal standards of fecal expulsion.

"I drank 30-pack of beast ice last night and boy do I have mega-rrhea"

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