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Fat ass and usually pretty dumb
Don't expect a Melissa to wear cute tiny clothes or write you a paper!!!
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Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.
boy- so bro wanna chill or something
random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT
boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
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anthony popocas girlfriend.
him: “oh is that melissa”
other him: “yeah! anthony’s girlfriend”
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A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid)
The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.
Guy 1- hey do you know Melissa?
Guy 2- yeah I caught my dad watching her soft porn
Guy 1- oh🫥
Guy 2- it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.
Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.
Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
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Melissa is the Gen Z version of Karen
obnoxious, white woman to 19-24 young with Karen energy.
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A beautiful, sweet girl who I’m completely in love with.
I love you, Melissa
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