Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

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mexican shot

When one person takes a shot of alcohol and, instead of swallowing in, pours it from their mouth into another's while kissing.

I did a Mexican shot with my best friend at the bar last night.

Mexican overdrive

Taking an automobile out of gear or shifting into neutral while on a decline in an effort to improve fuel economy.

After cresting the top of the hill, Juan shifted his pick-up into Mexican overdrive.

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Mexican Gentleman

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.

Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.

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Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

mexican area

Slang for men's or women's genitals.

I want to eat her mexican area.

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mexicans dozen

A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.

How many deep they rolling?

Shit, they got a Mexicans dozen in that bitch.