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A michael is a really nice and funny person. he has a great sense of humor and a really pretty smile. Michael's are usually tall and athletic. He will tend to have really soft skin and soft lips. Michael's are usually jewish and/ or mixed race (most likely asian)a michael is really cute and will always keep you smiling. he is a great friend and you would be glad to have a michael in your life.
" oh my god my boy friend is so nice and really funny and has a great smile"
"really? is his name michael?'
"yeah! How did you know?"
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a kitten. forever a kitten.
Michael is a Pokémon loving kid who acts like a 5 year old 99% of the time. Michaels tend to be really adorable and cute and it's just MICHAEL IS HOT AF OKAY.
see that sexy guy on the 5sos poster?!?
YEAH THAT'S MICHAEL HE'S REALLY HOT
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overall just rlly amazing boys that can EASILY make you laugh, even if you're sad. They're most likely really smart, and athletic. They're big-hearted but they don't show it. They would make the literal best boyfriend ever lmao. But be careful, bc they can easily read your emotions. You might think of this as a bad thing but it's also kinda good. They know how to treat you however you're feeling. In conclusion, if you know a Michael, don't👏let👏him👏go!
girl 1- awh that guy was so sweet and caring! who was that?
girl 2- u must be thinking of Michael.
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A guy with fuckboy hair and a amazing sense of humor. He doesn't find it hard to make people laugh at all. He also has a strikingly large penis.
Peter: who is that guy he's funny af
Gracie: he must be a Michael
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A short little Mexican boy that acts gay but is actually not, has a lot of friends because he's a funny biatch, overall a cool, funny, (dirty minded whore) that you can't live without
Nigga: Wassup Michael
Michael: Wassup Biatch
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A name so sexy that when girls see a man with this name, "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion immediatly starts to play in their heads.
Girl 1: "WOW! That guy is pretty hot!"
Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?"
Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too!"
Girl 2: "His name must be Michael! <3
Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS!!!"
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A kid that says same all the time
Person: I've heard someone has a small penis
Michael: Same
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