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When you are doing a chick doggystyle, you aim yourself so your back is to an open window. As soon as you finish, roll backwards and throw her out the window.
That bitch was given me shit yesterday, so I gave her the midnight catapult.
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He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.
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the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while
Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill
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The trains that return to the depot at the end of the night without making any stops to pick up passengers.
I thought there weren't any trains left at this hour, but we're in luck-- here comes one now! Oh fuck it's just the midnight express, god dammit!
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Someone who hides in the shadows in what is an ultimately futile attempt to avoid having their shame, insecurities, and fears (inner “demons”) brought into the light of awareness, where they cannot be sustained.
Hey Bob, could you be a sport and go tell that Midnight Rider that, sooner or later, God will cut him down? He sure has been running on for a long time!
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A failed writing exercise of Stephenie Meyer's. In an attempt to prove wrong the critics who claimed she could not write a less imaginative and original book than Twilight and because she ran out of ideas for 'new' stories and she wanted to squeeze every last drop of money out of the Twilight franchise, Meyer decided to simply rewrite the original book from a different point of view, hiding her greed and lack of originality by calling it a 'character development' exercise which 'got out of hand'. This of course is false as it implies that Edward Cullen, the one-dimensional protagonist of this exercise, has a character to be developed.
The exercise was abandoned when an incomplete draft was leaked and, tragically, Meyer felt it was too 'huge a violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being' to continue. Read: she realised there was no money left in it. Some people contend that the readers of the Twilight franchise are so mentally retarded they would have bought copies anyway.
Meyer claimed Midnight Sun 'adds a new dimension to the Twilight story'. Considering how one-dimensional the original tale is you'd think this was achievable, but apparently not for her..
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12:00 AM of the date when college basketball practice begins.
Colleges have midnight celebrations including split squad games and slam dunk contests
After we watch Doug Wiggins throw down a reverse 360 at Midnight Madness, we're going to Carriage House.
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