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the middle seat on an airplane
On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.
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A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor
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A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years
A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.
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usually occurs in TV shows, when millennials over-exaggerate the way younger generations behave.
character in tv show : i’ve heard the puppet is an anti vaxxer, let’s cancel them.
person watching said tv show: wow that is millennial propaganda, no one actually behaves like this.
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A point in a conversation where the talking fades and everyone goes on their phones for a period of time until someone finds something to talk about again
During lunch at school one can expect there to be at least 2-3 millennial silences each time
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A millenial, male or female, that engages in “ghosting” rather then be an adult and break-up with someone in any manner. Text, call, email, or in person are acceptable.
Friend 1 - “hey, how are things going with that new guy?”
Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”
Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”
Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”
Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”
Friend 2 - “Yup!”
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A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.
"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."
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