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Donald Trump's way of bragging about his riches and tax fraud.
When I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me "A small loan of a million dollars" - Donald Trump
Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!
"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"
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How Donald Trump started his career.
"And you know, when I got started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
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The combined Swag Power Level of Lil B THE BASEDGOD & Soulja Boy.
"Thirty Thousand Hundred Million, all my niggas go so crazy in this fuckin' building.'
"SOLDIER. SOLDIER. SOLDIER."
a weird movie in which a lady who is actually a guy, cough, is a boxer and wins a golden globe and possibly an oscar. Actually, the winning the oscar thing isn't in the movie, and neither is the golden globe. but that happens in real life, and then the lady gives a big speech on how amazing clint eastwood is when really she should be thanking other people too, but no, she decided just to thank stupid clint, and because of that, it became painful.
Hilary Swank: Oh gosh thanks for this golden globe yes. well clint eastwood you rock you are the best yes you are yes you are goochy goochy goo. yeah i couldn't have done it without clint. clint you are wonderful and you are talented and you directed AND acted in this and for that you need more thanks. thank you clint thank you clint. One more time! everyone together! CLINT YOU ROCK!
Audiece: ...
Hilary Swank: One more time! CLINT YOU ROCK!
Audience: ...
HS: Oh, come on, you did it for Jamie Foxx!!
Audience: ...
HS: OK, well since you won't do that, I guess I'll just have to thank clint some more!
Audience: NO!
*they hurl themselves onto the stage and HS manages to beat them to the ground*
HS: Yay...Clint?
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Remember when Towlie wrote and sold his memoirs? This almost exactly like that!
Hym “This is almost exactly like a million little fibers! Virtual identical. Why did they care so much about him being a towel!? 🤣😂”
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Is a quote from a famous douche bag.
"A small loan of a million dollars"
Fuck you Donald Trump!
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