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A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.
Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft
The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.
Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”
(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.
Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?
A game where 5 year old pewdiepie viewers and harass people for playing a gam either than Minecraft
Minecraft good, Fortnite bad
Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....
Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.